Comments on: How far we’ve fallen

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 28 May 2009 04:12:48 +0000

I didn’t realize there was so much anti-Kelly Ripa sentiment out there.

By: Syzygus

Syzygus — Wed, 27 May 2009 00:49:23 +0000

Buttercup, I don’t even know you, but I think I could love you. Is Regis Philbin some sort of she-demon magnet or something?

By: Buttercup

Buttercup — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:17:04 +0000

I’d be far more likely to pick up Good Housekeeping that had a pretty illustration on the cover than one with a huge-ass picture of Kelly Ripa. After all, I have to maintain my Kelly Ripa boycott.

By: Syzygus

Syzygus — Sat, 23 May 2009 23:02:08 +0000

I’m so confident of my position, I’ll refund them myself!

By: Mark

Mark — Sat, 23 May 2009 19:14:44 +0000

Any readers who disagree with Syzygus will have their admission fee refunded.

By: Syzygus

Syzygus — Sat, 23 May 2009 02:30:22 +0000

The italicized captions alone are worth the price of admission. Classic. (Anyone who has seen Kelly Ripa in a low-cut blouse without airbrushing knows this is on the money.)